Welcome to Awesome Child Labor!

An AWESOME CHILD LABORer

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have your own small army of child laborers? We know that you have, and that's why we've developed a line of fun games: AWESOME CHILD LABOR. Now, we know many of you may be asking, "Isn't child labor terrible?" Obviously, child labor is a terrible, terrible crime against humanity. We would never even think of such a thing! On the other hand, AWESOME CHILD LABOR is a technological breakthrough for all of mankind. I'm sure you'll agree that it is important to remember this critical distinction!

Not so long ago, you could only dream what commanding your own work force of AWESOME CHILD LABORers. Daily, you had to wonder: "What if I had someone else to go get me a drink from the fridge?" or even "I don't feel like going shopping". NO LONGER! Now, with AWESOME CHILD LABOR, these questions (and even more!) are answered! No longer must you be content without, because now you have AWESOME CHILD LABOR.